What if one loves something perceived as ordinary ~ And what if to dream I mean to desire a shift in taste ~ And what if by a life of crime I mean living behind a shield of inaction.
All the Teenaged Sarahs
THE ORDINARY WORLD The ordinary world is a Midwest suburb built in the 1980s, made of exactly three nearly identical architectural styles of houses. Everyone has wall-to-wall beige carpet and teal throw pillows and a wall unit displaying blown-glass vases and miniature ladies with beanbag bodies and ceramic heads. Sarah lives in the ordinary world. […]
Cuts & Bruises
When you have to sell your prized possessions so that you can afford groceries. When your father thinks you’re playing a victim. When you know it’s a collection agent calling. When you can hear disappointment in your mother’s voice. When your best friends get divorced. When your idols die. When you get invited to your […]
How To Avoid Huge Dicks
As the father of two teenagers, I found this book invaluable. I’m sure other parents here can empathize when I say I shudder at the thought of the increasing presence of huge dicks in the lives of my children. I certainly remember the strain I caused so long ago for my own parents when I […]
Lost in Translation
Talkin bout black metul in Welch theatur lisning to blewz you grow uh beard to protect yr tie we eat thin pizza with kripul krow we smell the flowerz and listin to the blewz it iz hard to beat uh floot wat does uh percussiv floot sound like 99% uv peepul name coconut as percussiv […]
Translation
The window is a woman. The table is a woman. The sheets are women, all of them. The books are men. The wind is a man. The wind in the open window is like coitus, glorious fucking, and the city’s genitals are flapping labially under the big dick of the sky. Today, the sun has […]
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