1.
To the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
Hawé* Chakra Chautauqua Clan,
Thank you for using
Sacajawea’s Sap®
to reveal the colors
of your indigenous
Chakra wheel.
This Chautauqua Wisdom Formula
is what our higher nature
uses to distill
Spiritflow®
from the heirloom energy
in our body’s earthroots,
and to weave the matrix
of our native ancestry
into the karmic colors
of our future.
This formulation
is spiritcrafted
with the ancientest
deciduous fluids,
infused with owl-feather osmosis
into a Spiritflow state
for smooth entry into
the Chautauqua Wisdom,
anytime. To use, simply mix
in activator vessel,
swallow and thrive.
Enjoy the alchemy.
Love,
Cathy and Larry
*Kansa greeting
2.
To the tune of “Duke of Earl”
Cowabunga DriftWave Crew,
Thank you for checking out
Power of Poseidon®
potency powder
to guide the ride
into your own
tantric WaveFlow.
This DriftWave-
activated Formula
is the way to introduce
Dolphin Sacred magnetism,
and manifest the ocean’s
infinite energetic
as your body’s sensual horizon.
Tidepool into a multiversal pleasure
that dazzles with seaglass,
anemone, starfish
and DriftWood®.
This tantric waveform potency blend
is wild-caught
on the shores of the former Pangea
before it is salt-purified
with enzymatic ions
into a DriftWave state
for easy access to the WaveFlow.
To use, simply mix
in activator cowrie—
bottoms up.
Ride the lightwave.
Love,
Gary and Pam
3.
To the tune of “Eiko-Eiko”
Green Greetings One and All,
Our gratitude to you
for embarking on
the verdant venture
that is EcoSlipper.
Eco-friendly
fair-trade
cryo-degradable
footwear that
clearly turns a new leaf
for people like you
who want to
make a big impact
with a small footprint
and an even smaller
debt of gratitude
morally
The rainforest canopy’s
banana leaves
are waited for
by slipper shamans
and when they fall
are harvested
into slippers like
the ones the natives
wear there in
where? wear some green
gris-gris green greed
cattle pasture
grieving indigenous
communities we
give one percent of
our proceeds to
eco-logical eco ego
slipper tripper turtle habitat
eco ergo eiko eiko
See that man all dressed in green
eiko eiko an de
he’s not a man he’s a loving machine
jacamo fee na ne
Talkin bout hey now love, hey now love, hey now
Love,
David and Mackenzie Adams, Founders
